And Now This . . .

Excerpts from the Mariposa County Sheriff’s Daily Log, March 1 – 7, 2021 . . .

March 1 – There was a loose donkey on Crystal Cove in Mariposa. There was a tree on fire on Bullion Street in Mariposa.

March 2 – Someone on Blackberry Creek had questions about a pregnant cat. Ok, I’ll bite. What were those questions?

March 3 – There was a missing orange cat reported on Triangle Road in Mariposa. There was a out of control juvenile reported Fiske Road in Greeley Hill.

March 4 – A mountain lion was reported at Stockton Creek in Mariposa. A dog versus skunk incident was reported on Hospital Road in Mariposa.

March 5 – A female was reported laying near the roadway on Highway 49 South in Mariposa.

March 6 – A loose steer was reported on Hornitos Road in Mariposa. Low flying planes were reported over Ponderosa Basin.

March 7 – Illegal dumping was reported on Highway 49 South in Mariposa.

This is the kind of local news I can get used to. Wonderful.