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The XXth Annual Something-Something Festival

Today the XXth Annual Something-Something Festival comes to an end.


In LHC there are typically three types of fests: water, sand, auto. This festival was water. Muffler-castrated jet skis raced in the early morning hours so that their owners might claim a victory that would last until the next XXth Annual Something-Something Festival.

I believe the YYth Annual Sand-Something Festival is fast approaching. Though it’s nearby and therefore really loud, I like this sand fest. The vehicles raise clouds of choking sand that piss off the new residents in the center of the island — people who have spent fortunes on densely-packed huge houses. Love it.

By the way . . .

Our park model is for sale.